• January 19, 2018
  • SIS

SISters!!!

SIS is happy.

SIS is sad.

Actually…

SIS is bipolar today.

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Today is a very special post JUST FOR YOU…all in english! For all girls and boy who already follows us and for the ones who just found out that we exist!!

WE ARE SO HAPPY!

 

SPACE RESERVED FOR A VERY BIG THANK YOU TROLL GROUP HUG

 

TROLL

 

SIS was a little tiny bit small blog until one very NICE, GENTLE, LOVING old Captain who has spread so much love to our fandom, decided to show us to the world!!!! Thank you. SO MUCH. We love old people! Mel, hon, we know you helped too…couldn’t be more grateful!

Now, the sad part. We already don’t have a life, especially a SO…but NOW that we have made it to the Hall of Shame and with all those new followers and fans, WE WILL NEVER FIND A SIGNIFICANT OTHER.

SIS is lonely already.

BUT…

SIS got an IDEA!!!!!

There is a place for people like us, where we can find our PERFECT MATCH…I know exactly where to look:

SAM

OMG!!! I am so perfect for YOU!! You are going to LOVE ME…you little big huge blond whole wheat carrot cake with 75% dark chocolate topping….so healthy and delicious….

I’m already shipping us: #SamSis

We are out of control!!!!! We ship EVERYTHING and EVERYONE…#Mackimmy OPS! #ShaMel SORRY! Can’t shut up!  #SamWithAnyoneOnThePlanetExceptCait STOP!!!!…#Brad&SIS…Please, we need HELP!!!!

 

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Anyway, these two very nice people, looking out for Cait’s well being (and for ours, of course) brought, so very friendly to our attention, a photo (meme as we call it here) that they believed was very mean to the new loving couple of the year, Cait and Tony, and showed it to the world! I mean, that is what friends are for.

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Better do that right, then just ignore and move on…you can always send a message too, if you really wanted to talk about it. OH WAIT!!! But you did…on twitter!!!!!! I guess the Stars aligned for us to be friends!!!!

SIS got your message.

SIS is smart.

and also…

SIS is humble.

SIS is good, senile, but still good.

…and we have one thing to say.

HEY DJ…play a song for our special message!

PLEASE, PLAY THIS VIDEO AS YOU READ THE MESSAGE BELOW.

 

SPACE RESERVED FOR CAITRIONA BALFE AND ONLY HER HERSELF

Cait!

If we offended you in anyway in our more then 20 posts and less then 60 days online, we are sorry. We use humor to tell a history. That’s who we are. There are lots of us out there, in all countries and all in their own way. This is ours.

I guess that, if you decide, one day, to read our blog, you will understand our point of view. As so many did, BECAUSE THEY READ IT. 

We love you.

We love who you love. Even though we don’t know who you love to love as much as who you really love, despite what everybody thinks about the one you love, if he is, of course, the one that loves you back.

 

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Enough about that

 

Let’s talk about SIS!!!

We love to talk about US!

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We hired Tony as OUR NEW MEME ASSISTANT MODEL, because we believed he lost his last job as he’s been promoted from assistant to fiancé. We are still investigating if he is actually TONY or BRIAN or even if he has or had a bar, is a maestro or works in the financial sector. If you know anything about this guy…you can call on our troll free number.

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SIS wants to help.

We are so nice, BAD, but nice!!!

WAIT! WHAT??????

MJ

SIS!!! SIS is bad!!!!

IM BAD

 

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#TotallyBiPolarToday

 

 

 

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Well, people are always asking us who we are, where we live, how we work, what we like to drink, what perfume we use, what’s our phone, our favourite food… favourite position…IN LIFE! Oh Please!

So, for all you SISters who already follows us, and for all new SISters and Brothers..

We are eight or nine or ten or eleven girls (one of us have multiples personalities) from all over Brazil…from north to south.

Our country is very big… and beautiful, AS ARE WE!

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SIS has a place of its own.

We present you…#SIS!!!!!

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SIS likes to keep it simple.

Where exactly are we located?

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It’s really easy to get to and also very real. There’s not much traffic once we use Craig Na Dunn to get there.

#WeAreActuallyAllClaireAndHerBatSuit

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#JustBecauseWeLoveTheBatman

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Right Claire?

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OKAY! NO, WE DON’T.

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Anyway…

We have 4 departments that work 24/7, 364 days a year. We only close on Valentine’s day so we can cry in our very clean disinfected bathroom, all day.

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Here are our facilities:

The Shippers Department is the third yellow door on the left, WELL, the one you can’t see, but if you’re a fan of DG’s books, which WE ARE (and you’re so chocked) I know you can picture it in your mind.

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Lately, it’s not a very popular Department as the ship has been sinking.

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SIS has sent the SISters Shippers to rehab. They need therapy, as we all do.

Please OUTLANDER EXECUTIVES:

#PayMyTherapy

We need it.

PAUSE TO CRY.

BREATH.

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SIS is recovering as we speak.

 

Let’s go on..

At the end of this beautifully decorated hall with Target and Ikea fancy stuff, it’s the Anti Department. A lot going on there, lots of evidence of NOTHING. We’re still investigating day and night to find some meaning and answers from all the antis around the world.

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We are working by the clock to score on that duty!

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YES WE WILL!!!

 

We have a very high-tec system to get access into our Anon/Fake Department. It detects our Victoria Secret bamboo coast or love spell hand and body lotion.

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LAST BUT NOT LEAST….

Is our Department of Investigation. Here we analise photos, theories, videos, biceps, Jamie’s butt…we follow everyone and anyone who is either very handsome, single or knows Sam Heughan, our little big huge brazilian shrimp.

As you can see,  SM interaction of Sam and Cait are just so exciting: Sam likes ou RT’s MPC, Cait likes or RT’s social events,., Tony writes in his diary…as he doesn’t have TT, FB, IG, Tinder..but MAYBE..he’s still on orkut!!!!!

Wake this guy up….let’s dig into ORKUT!!!!!

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We also follow Tobias who, GET THIS! Twitted ONCE this week…and got ALL of his 8 fans really in excited and shocked…GO TOBIAS!!!!!!

 

 

We have also detected lots of activity from DG on TT which after a long analises of this data, we’ve come to the conclusion that she didn’t write a lot these days. BTW, we have lots of great ideas about Jamie’s nude and how to get Tobias back as his old lost cousin 3rd generation of BJR, you can always call us. We can be BFF…OH!!! OH!!! CAN WE????? Just like you and Cait are!

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NO, Diana! The shrimp’s NOT included. GOD!!!!

 

 

BUT HOW CAN WE KNOW EVERYTHING???? You ask.

Simple answer:

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THIS IS OUR SISter INTEGRATED STALKER WI-FI HIGH-TECH ON LINE SYSTEM. #SISWHO ?

we got it from Christmas….from a very special Santa!!!

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and now you ask…

BUT WHO THE HELL ARE YOU GIRLS???

 

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#PayMyTherapy

#PayMyCaipirinha

 

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