Look who´s Back!!!!!!!!
Yesss!!!! And “Sambando” like a diva because TODAY IS CARNAVAL!!!!
And what do we do????
and we KI…never mind!
But what exactly is Carnaval? Please read the link and watch the video below cause I´m already dancin´, and singin´and drinkin´……
WE BASICALLY HAVE 3 KINDS OF CARNAVAL!
3. RIO DE JANEIRO
Shaun…this is one BELOW is JUST FOR YOU!!!!!
To sum up, THIS IS US!!!!
Carnaval is all about having fun for 7 to 9 days straight and for most people is for absolutely no reason at all. Here at SIS, we do it strictly for religious reasons. We take that very seriously so we party for all 9 days, sometimes 10, just to prove how loyal we are.
ARE WE HAPPY CARNAVAL IS GOING TO BEGIN RIGHT….NOW????
Noooooo! We are looking for a serious relationship just like Jamie and Claire has. Well, except for one SISter who, since last december already asked for 10 party days to go to Carnaval in Salvador. We only have 5 each, but she bought mine because I have other plans…(Ahem)
Thinking about this SISter´s well being during all those days, we came up with this guide on HOW TO SCORE AND KEEP YOUR GOOD REPUTATION!
Let´s take a look at some tips:
NOOOOOO! Not this one, hon. I think this intern is trying to kill me.
Carnaval is the best time to go to the bakery! All fresh and ready to eat sweets are just what you need to have fun!!!
Just like these ones:
LIKE IT! But in a very fitness, fancy and respectful way because we are divas, right hon? And as DIVAS, we are always classy, even after the third caipirinha…because we need to make sure to…
NOT kiss these…….thinking they are THOSE!
Deus me defenderay!
Another important tip is to choose very carefully your party friends for the rolê. That will save you hours of drama and give you extra fun time!
Carnaval is NOT carnaval without…
Creative Costumes !
You can choose between…..a unicorn, a bee, a mermaid, a banana, wonder woman…
There´s one thing you can say about Brazilian people: WE ARE VERY CREATIVE…
It´s very important to make sure you get home safe, either by cab (taxi) ou by uber…
and try not to miss you bus…
Drink tons of water…..and
Never forget your sunscreen!!!
Choose wisely your playlist:
NOT THAT ONE. See? Kill me.
Practice your dance steps…
and don´t be like Claire and go find ways to get in trouble…there´s no JAMIE here sweetie!!! Only Black Jack Randalls….
WHAT ABOUT SIS? WHAT WILL THEY DO THIS HOLIDAY?
Colunist, agent, life lover and first class baker.