SISter come here, sit and have a piece of cake with me.  Wanna me tell you the latest news:

SIS’S CEO WENT CRAZY…and…

DRUMS PLEASE !!

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I was promoted!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

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OK! I got too excited there!! But we’re having promotions by the dozen here … almost every week now!!

Anyway … After the “engagement” and the return of those that never went, things were kind of boring here in the Department of Investigation, so I ended up making friends with the girls in the Department of Antis, because even though they don’t have much material to be worked on, they do have the best Happy Hour of SIS, and I’m one of those kinda girls that loves to party!

Not too happy about my department interaction and long happy hours, my boss called me saying that she knew I loved to party and to drink caipirinhas, but I had to do some work and could not stay there all the time and blah blah blah…so boring, talk to my hand kind boring.

Knowing my potential, She decided to give me a new column! WHAT???

OMG!! Party…Column…Happy Hour…Work…tough decision. I decided to asked my mother.

So … I GOT A COLUMN! I now, have an intern! AN INTERN!!! AND, I got a new office! YEEESSSS!!! My mother was right once again! All… just for me! So I did the drama queen act, said goodbye to the my friends that I will not miss, at all, while in my new office with a window!!!! I gathered all my personal stuff, my love fern, my Avon samples, the mint chocolate chip cookies I kept hidden in my third drawer, my troll pens, my new Outlander calendar and went to my new department!

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I was so excited that I started writing this beautiful and wonderful column, that will run every friday, as soon as got to my new office!

INTERN, TAKE NOTE PLEASE (runs every friday? NO…Uses “will get published” … Take a note: make a list of new cool, hip, young, slangs because now we’ll need it !!)

You must be wondering: what will this crazy woman going to write about?

I WILL BE WRITTING ABOUT CAKE…ops…MEN.

THANK GOD!  I LIKE MEN VERY MUCH! IF THERE IS ONE THING IN THIS LIFE THAT I LIKE, IT’S MEN!! I LOVE MEN!

But in a way very elegant and respectful way, right, Girl in Skates?!

Let’s open the champagne!

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Classy, that’s me!

 

SISter, hit play,  turn up the volume, prepare your caipirinha and sit-down because you’re in for a treat!!

 

READY?

 

SO, we are going to start by talking about….

SAM HEUGHAN!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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WHY NOT?

We’re gonna talk about something new!!

Our recipe book is so vast, why focus on one type of cake when there are all kinds of sweets in this bakery, right hon?

So…

today I present you the best threesome recipe you will ever eat, ops, see in your life!

 

THE CHRISTRINITY

 

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CHRIS GOD Thunder Hunter HEMSWORTH

CHRIS Human Torch Captain EVANS

CHRIS StarLord Dinosaur Whisperer PRATT

 

Known as, Chris Biscuit, Chris Cookie and Chris Sorbet …

because sweets are really what we like…!!

 

For me, this is the true meaning of whatever! But if you’re there wondering: Who are those Chriss? Why so many of them? How do they multiply? What do they eat? Where do they live? Are there more like them?

Come on, I will tell you EVERYTHING !!!

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NOOOO !! WAIT! What was that ??? Put their shirt on…I’m too innocent for this.

There have been many comparisons and disputes to see who is the best Chris but why do this, come on guys.

SIS is peace, SIS doesn’t like disputes, SIS hasn’t come to segregate, Sis is love, SIS is affection and has a place for the three here, in my room..NO.. In my heart!

And as we know, they are long-time friends, like each other, have lots of fun, and now tchaaraaaaaaam: THEY WORK TOGETHER! AHHH MY LITTLE HEART IS GOING TO EXPLODE!

The three of them will play the Marvel Superheroes – THE AVENGERS – Infinite War as Thor, Captain America, and StarLord!

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But these superheroes are not only good guys on the big screen! In this case, real life does imitate art! And it’s so good to show that behind those nicely fit bodies and those beautiful faces,  there are lots of talent and a dosen of other qualities!

CHRIS HEMSWORT

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Australian (bless God that country!), 34 years old, 1.90m clearly well distributed, family man, in love, very well married to Elsa (marvelous!), An exceptional father of 3 beautiful children, 2 of them are twins !! OF COURSE, hello look at him !!

Currently lives in Australia in Lennox Head near Byron Bay, where at the new years eve Melissa announced the engag …CHANGE THE SUBJECT! TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND FOCUS !!

He could easily be a god on earth with the mission of making us happy! Besides being smart, having a good heart and a contagious sense of humor, he is still engaged in social causes !! He surfs, cooks, dances, babysits, hunts, goes fishing, and camping… Rodrigo Hilbert, the Thorbert, and him are practically the same person!

Among his great work we can mention Star Trek 4 where he played George Kirk, father of Captain Kirrrr hyperventilating here! FOR THE LOVE OF THOR, THOR yes!

He played Thor too, the best Thor of all time! Other good movies are Ca$h, Rush, Hacker, Snow White and the Hunter and the Hunter and the Ice Queen, In the Heart of the Sea.  I highly recommend our Biscuit’s Instagram: @chrishemsworth

 

CHRIS EVANS

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American (God Bless America, too!), 36 years old, 1.83m with great pride, super attached to his family, single but the future Mr. Evans, he says he’s ready to get married!

My password on his line is already 7745304143, I went up 3 numbers this month after we thought that Sam was single, then, out of nowhere appeared Macke… …HEELLPP! FOCUS ON THE BOYS!

He loves animals and has a dog, Dodger, an agitated golden retriever who needs to approve of any new girlfriend (if the dog likes you, ok, if not, bye bye!)

He currently lives in Los Angeles in a beautiful house that’s near a gorgeous cliff with a sweeping view of the San Fernando Valley, including the headquarters of the Marvel studios. Just like the Biscuit above, our Macadamia Cookie is also fun and relaxed, except on opening days when he gets extremely anxious and uncomfortable! They said once, that one day they arrived in an Audi, which was the sponsor … wait… Audi reminds me of something …. OMG! FOCUS!

A family man, ready to be married and says that today, he prefers the comfort of his home than partying. I understand you, my friend! Fan of Football, more specifically fan of Patriots and a crazy fan of Tom Brady! (remember this name) He sings, he plays (ANYBODY ALREADY SEEN THAT? So wonderful!) and sometimes he is with his other friend, Chris Sorbet, visiting and campaigning to help a child cancer hospital (Sigh).

Among his outstanding work, we can mention Captain America in all possible and imaginable versions! Fantastic Four, Gifted, Before we go, The losers, The diary of a nanny, What’s your number ?, Code of Honor. I recommend all of them! Talking about a recommendation, here’s our Cookie’s twitter: @ChrisEvans.

CHRIS PRATT

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American (God bless that country, AGAIN!), 38 years old, 1.88m of magic. Recently divorced.

Hey? EYES AND HANDS OFF….

WHAT? Do I have any preference of the 3? OBVIOUSLY Not! AHEM..

He’s the daddy of a little one which is soooo cute I wanna die!! Currently lives in Los Angeles too, and by the way, he was there at the beginning of the year at the Golden Glob ….. JESUS! IS THAT NEVER ENDING? OK!

He recently spent time at a farm enjoying the country life (I LOVE this bucolic little life!) He lived in Hawaii for a while, in a tent on the beach and worked in a restaurant, where he was discovered by a director who called him for his first movie (Camping on the beach?! It’s so perfect… I can do my art and sell it on the beach!).

A really good comedian, besides being fluent in German, has a huge heart and is always spreading love and joy wherever he goes! (Just like me!) Loves football, his  team, who he was flagman last year, is the SeaHawks, the team that Sam posted a photo wearing their uniform, and it’s also Mackenzie’s … NEVER MIND.

He knows how to do magic, how to play a guitar, he sings, he is a Christian and takes that very seriously. ( Oh my good Lord!!)

He can also hunt, clean, cut, cook, fish, take care of his son, dance, practice martial fights and is always campaigning to help a child cancer institution. Like the one from last year, in which who donated was in for winning a trip to Hawaii to see the making of Jurassic World and MEET him! This was so cool that even I donated to meet him in Hawaii, I mean, to help the little children with cancer.

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Among his most notable works are THE O.C. and Everwood series and the films, The Everlasting StarLord of the Guardians of the Galaxy, Owen Grady of Jurassic World, Zero Dark Thirty, a remake of The Magnificent Seven, Passengers. I recommend all! Speaking of recommending, I do not recommend anything, but if you just want to take a quick LOOK, here is the IG of my Pistachio Sorbet: @prattprattpratt.

As you can see, these 3 deserve the Oscar for the best trio EVER.

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IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT IF WE COULD JUST PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER IN A….

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OMG NO MORE CAIPIRINHAS FOR ME!!

#PAYMYTHERAPY

 

 

Written by

SISter J.K.Y.

Colunist, agent, life lover and first class baker.

 

 

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